JohnMcCainIsADoucheBag.com
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Why Is John McCain A Douche Bag?
John McCain’s policies align with those of America’s worst President in history – President George Bush. Do you really want to continue to see $12 billion dollars a month, that we don’t even have, going towards fighting a war in Iraq? How can we possibly afford to hand over our struggling economy to the man who has openly admitted that he doesn’t really understand economics? John McCain is a douche bag and is NOT what our country needs for the next four years.
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Here we see our least favorite Presidential candidate, John McCain, hugging his daddy, commander-in-chief, President George Bush, who also happens to be our least favorite President! Senator McCain look like he’s enjoying this hug a little too much as he imagines what it’s like to run a nation under the same policies made unpopular by his daddy. If a nice big bear hug is what it takes to get an endorsement from Bush then John McCain knows this ones in the bag. President Bush looks like he might be a little moved by the gesture, but he wants to let everyone know that he has this situation under control and that he will eventually peel Senator McCain away from sucking at his teat.
September 16th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
john mccain IS a douche bag. im in sixth grade and am learning about politics in advanced social studies and john mccain nor palin know what theyre doing!!! OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT!!!(who wants to be drafted anyway)
September 21st, 2008 at 4:45 pm
thanks for stating the obvious… not much else to say about this man
September 29th, 2008 at 8:14 pm
His politics are so old. His rhetoric is predictable. He’s using the RNC playbook, which is stale.
He’ll soon be retired and irrelevant. It’s just sad that the rest of the world has to witness this joke of a party. Retire the GOP.
October 2nd, 2008 at 7:13 pm
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT ELECT THIS PRICK
I am a Canadian, and I prey that enough Americans realize what a sack of shit this man truly is and the dirty, dishonest politics his party uses.
October 9th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
HOLY SHIZ DUDE. I totally just googled “john mccain is a douchebag” and this site popped up. This is awesome. Not only is he a douchebag, he has shrively old man balls.
October 12th, 2008 at 6:36 pm
If McCain is a douchebag, then Obama is a super douchebag.
October 15th, 2008 at 6:35 pm
Douchebaginess?!
IM in!
October 15th, 2008 at 11:21 pm
Would rather have a douchebag run the country than a predjudice black man.. Its called the WHITE house for a reason..
October 16th, 2008 at 5:50 am
all these nigger lovers need to realize if obama is elected change is all were gonna have left in our pockets dumb fucks
October 16th, 2008 at 11:53 am
hey ric, we won’t miss the “great prosperity and wealth” your whackjob republican party has left us with (10 trill debt, great depression #2, everything tanking, -and thankfully so is mccains scummy whacked out camaign.
mccain is a scumbag and a douchebag – he promotes violence, is inept, is a whore who sells his wrinkly old ass to the highest bidder – in this case the ultra religious fanatic fundamentalist nutbag sector. oh, did I mention mccain is is one angry and dumb son of a B?
now, to you toothless white trash racist redneck morons, –please go to a dentist, having a full set of teeth is a good thing, and your breath STINKS!!
October 16th, 2008 at 11:58 am
robert k Says:
October 2nd, 2008 at 7:13 pm
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT ELECT THIS PRICK
to robert k: WELL PUT SIR !
October 16th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
McCain…. Old, Old, Old… need I say more? Palin… can’t even tell you what a maverik is without saying John McCain, nigh does she know what a VP does. Lets analyze this for a minute, the Republican party has quite obviously led us down this path of economic destruction. Any real working man who puts his hands on a tool to make a living should see that times are much harder now than they were when Clinton was President. McCain admits he knows nothing about the economy, he doesnt even know how many houses he has and is older than old school itself. Unfortunately the racists pricks are too blind to see color is only skin deep, when you look in the eyes of a man, seeing no skin, you see eyes…. not black, not white, not red, not yellow…. Now I am not saying Obama has all the answers or is going to be a good president but the way I see it you have to choose the lesser of two evils and that is certainly not Old McCain… If you dont stand for something you stand for nothing. Neutrality means that you dont really care because the struggle goes on when you’re not even there… Take a stand and take a side and lets make a change for the better, call McCain a douchebag, you will feel better.
October 17th, 2008 at 12:31 am
His speeches are as vague as vague can be. His choice of a babbling close minded camera dodging amateur governor is appalling. If you vote for McMcain you are completely blind and downright stupid. Thank God for sites like this and the Daily Show with Jon Stuart. Get your asses out there and vote for the O-man, we need him desperately.
October 18th, 2008 at 7:17 am
Some say that Mccain is a dirty stinkin’ douchebag. They say that he’s actually worse than W (if that is possible).
They say he’s “Lieing sack of shht”, and a “loose cannon” – and that he’s all over the place. They Also mention the word traitor. Contrary to Mccain’s rediculous accusation that Obama and Acorn are somehow compromising the “fabric of democracy” — it’s the republican party that is doing just that with their voter suppression activities that are responsible for putting the current chimp in office.
Many think that Mccain is Old, Angry, mentally unstable, and meaner than Junkyard Dog, and very confused. Some believe that he idea of Palin as VP and possible pres. is absolutely INSANE – r u fng kidding johnny? – the palin choice alone should automatically disqualify him as potential president.
many believe that he’s a dishonorable back stabbing corrupt prick.
Wht do you all think?
October 27th, 2008 at 9:19 pm
he sure knows how to get his douche on !
October 27th, 2008 at 9:20 pm
i’ve never seen a canidate get douchey with it like ol’ man McCain
October 27th, 2008 at 9:21 pm
he’s such a douche bag that women refer to douching as getting “McCained”
October 28th, 2008 at 8:39 am
I’m also from Canada, and have the advantage of seeing everything that has been going on with the US for years.
I can’t really understand why half the country is still backing the same thing that is dragging it down already?
Why keep electing a bunch of old, rich, southern rednecks?
and McCain will get the Religion vote, because people are too stuck in their ways to realize that quality of life is going to change drastically in the next 4 years if you want to stick with this shit.
Society should be moving forward. not back to 1830′s morals.
October 28th, 2008 at 10:03 am
i can’t believe the number of people that are actually voting for this douche bag. He has had his head up bush’s ass for the last 8 years. plus he has been big on negative campaigning which has backfired and has been proven inept and unsound. I believe Obama is truly concerned and interested in the welfare of the usa. Another thing, do you want Palin as president when the old man croaks ( if the old man croaks)? what are her credentials? she’s barely been a governor for that long. both her and mccain have admitted to not knowing diddly about the economy. Him electing her as his running mate. It’s a sad attempt to attract women voters and horny men. Vote Obama. A man of geniune character and honest regard.
October 29th, 2008 at 8:42 am
wow i googled mcain is a joke and found this site,classic dude. Has anyone noticed the only people who blast Obama are the same ignorant trailer dwelling ass clown red necks that gave us 8 years of trash based on religion and aborting babies.YAH FUCK NIGGER LOVERS do you realize how rediculous you sound you ignorant fuck.come on people woman’s wombs are not the reason this country is tanking. im in the medical field which is usually secure and for the first time in 10 years of my career i fear for my job. and if palin becomes president when this old fuck dies forget it we are all doomed. listening to her in interviews makes me feel sick to my stomach.wake up america bush admin has fucking DESTROYED our economy and most European nations take us for a goddamn joke.listening to mcain is like listening to my grandfather talk about today’s baseball players but thinking they are the 1947 Brooklyn dodgers.i seriously think that people in the south with an iq less than like 100 shouldn’t be allowed to vote. also the GOP uses so much mud slinging fear mongering propaganda its fucking ridiculous. you know who else used fear mongering propaganda??? hitler mousalini stalin kudaffi saddam mahmood fidel and many more dictactors and just evil governmental figure heads. its just a shame that we still have people in this country who are so easily brainwashed by bull shit and easily manipulated by propaganda. obama is a terrorist come the fuck on people are you really that stupid??? what scares me is that aged jackass with his finger on the button and little miss hunter backing him. so with all that said when i go to vote next tuesday im going to have my IRANIAN (yes she is a native Iranian) drive me to the voting place so i can vote for Barak. so stick that in your pipes and smoke it you imbecilic redneck artards. go watch dukes of hazzard and drink your budwiser joe six pack and while your at it sodomize your sister some more.cause on election day i pray that mc douchey and that dumb CUNT who has no idea what she is doing go back to the senate and alaska where they can do minimal damage.
FUCK THE GOP
OBAMA-BIDEN 2008
October 29th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
HOLY SHIT! I just googled McCain is a douchebag on impulse and this site came up, just like the other guy here. This is too funny. I wasn’t even thinking about politics, it just popped in my head. Collective unconscious?
November 2nd, 2008 at 4:46 pm
ShuttheFup: You’re saying things like “it’s called the WHITE house for a reason…” (yeah, that reason is because it’s painted with white paint, not because it HAS to be controlled by white people) and OBAMA’S the prejudiced one?
Like, you’re entitled to liking McCain and/or not liking Obama and all, but it’s just that particular statement you made doesn’t seem to make much sense.
November 7th, 2008 at 10:02 pm
Without his grandfather AND his father as 4 Star US Naval Flag Admirals, John McCain would have two things in his life: JACK and SHIT. Not only do US taxpayers foot the bill for tuition for cadets at the US Naval Academy, to actually gain admission, you have to solicit the assistance of your US Senator. Now when your last name is “McCain,” your meal ticket with the US Navy is golden. Out of a class of 899 cadets, John McCain graduated with a rank of 894. As a Naval Aviator, he crashed two planes and flew into power lines.
The only reason why he received medical attention at the Hanoi Hilton is that the North Vietnamese found out that his father was. At best he is a pale reflection of his family’s grand tradition of military history. At worst he is a prick who wasted any potential he had of being a Naval Officer and enjoyed himself at taxpayers’ expense. As a senator he voted against making Martin Luther King, jr. Day a federal holiday. He was one of the Keating 5. In an interview in 2000, a reporter asked him what he thought of his former North Vietnamese captors. He responded, “I hate the Gooks.” He distanced himself from his own comments afterwords when it dawned on his atrophied brain that gee, maybe Asian Americans might be pissed off about his racist remarks.
Now I ask you – how the blessed jumped up fuck is this racist goon: a) A War Hero, b) A Patriot, c) a distinguished civil servant? Just because this racist prick lost an election doesn’t mean he isn’t done. I will hate him until he becomes as politically relevant as Lyndon Larouche.
December 27th, 2009 at 8:55 pm
Ross Perot once said about McCain, “John McCain is the classic political opportunist, always reaching for attention and glory.” John McCain is the most dishonest man in America. I will not say that he’s “intellectually” dishonest because that might presume that I think he is an intellectual, and most certainly he is not. McCain’s “Maverick” brand is but a fiction created by his handlers and friends in the mainstream media to explain away his hypocrisy, to allow him to continue to maneuver politically in a shape shifting fashion in a dynamic world, to insure his legacy, solidify his brand so that he can continue to be an effective and credible voice for corporate militarism, shill for America’s military industrial complex whenever needed. John McCain is a ruling class disinformationalist (see: http://www.whale.to/b/sweeney.html) When McCain speaks it is usually double talk protecting some entrenched interest. There are far too many folks who have the best of everything who seem to forget that there are a significant number of Americans operating without the basic necessity of a permanent roof over their head or the ability to see a doctor. There is no simple answer of how to solve that problem, hence the reason for the war on truth over Obama’s efforts to reform Health Care and the controversy over The Public Option. That he wraps himself in the flag and claims he does it for the citizens of Arizona, his fellow countrymen or those in uniform is not to be believed. McCain has no core values or fundamental understanding of economic issues or arguably even military ones. This “maverick” label fosters the illusion that John McCain is his own man and he is not. McCain’s rise to political power and prominence is related first and foremost due to his alliance with Cindy Hensley and powerful forces in the military industrial complex who use McCain as an effective shill. McCain’s lifestyle is not possible without Cindy’s family money, political connections and the military contractors and the paycheck the people give him in the Senate. The man knows little else except how to survive in congress. He is neither a Republican or a Democrat, he is a Kleptocrat who lives a life of an American Aristocrat while posing as the ordinary man, military war hero. He wears the cloak of the old sage, non partisan diplomatic voice, although his life work embodies standing against Progressive interests.Finally, as much as John McCain and his handlers have continued in retrospect try to spin the corporate media with the fictional tale that Sarah Palin cost them the election, we must always remember that (a) that’s not true (b)McCain would have lost in a larger landslide without Palin on the ticket to hold on to hard line right wingers who distrusted him and the work of GOP operatives working diligently on vote suppression efforts in battle ground states and (c) Sarah Palin is an individual who should never have been thrust into the national spotlight in the manner she was and put forth to be a heart beat away from the highest office in the land. You can thank John McCain, Steve Schmidt and WIlliam Kristol for that selection. Now, I personally do not hate Sara Palin. May she sell all the books shecan as a private citizen. What we should do is NEVER FORGET that some very powerful and influential people attempted to hoodwink the American people to hold on to power. And their campaign to destabilize President Obama has continued since the day after the election with the same players beating the drum in the same way they stirred up hate on the campaign trail. Don’t think that they won’t try to fool you again in 2010 and 2012. They will. In fact they have not stopped. While Palin may have lost any credibility as Presidential timber, it does not mean that she does not have a role in distracting and dividing our country.
February 17th, 2010 at 7:45 pm
I am so furious with the politics of the day. Is anyone else absolutly infuriated with McCains new ads claiming that he is “Battling Obama”? WTF, why is he battling a person and not their politics? You Battle Bin Laden, Terrorism and the freakin kaiser you old dolt. WE THE PEOPLE put President Obama in that office and if you don’t like some of his policies go battle THOSE but don’t tell me you are an elected senator who is going to do battle with OUR president, what, did you forget that by negating The President himself you are essentially telling WE THE PEOPLE that we all screwed up and LITTLE, OLD, you know better than 300M Americans?
April 19th, 2010 at 8:35 am
Blind lead the blind huh, well i guess most of these sheep posting prove it. I have yet to see anyone have a valid point of why he’s a douchebag in a coherent arguement. Voted for Obama and boy that was a waste, why you ask? Well I’d rather have someone in office that is going to be useful and do something, anything, i don’t care. I thought obama was going to pull us out of Iraq and Afghanistan, only to find he’s sending more troops in? I jumped on board the obama bandwagon because everyone told me how “dumb I was” for wanting to vote for McCain and how Obama is going to change everything. uh…. how long do I have to wait? Only thing he’s done positive is put medical marijuana on the lowest priority on the federal level. For all you people who doubted me and brought me down with you and wasted my vote, now you guys are the ignorant ones, fuck off…
July 23rd, 2010 at 4:52 pm
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July 23rd, 2010 at 4:56 pm
Patrick, how are you going to blame someone for your lack of intelligence? You let someone persuade you to vote for the president…For god’s sake please don’t ever vote again. Everyone was right…..you are dumb.
November 2nd, 2010 at 7:41 pm
Sometimes, I really just marvel, how do men and women be so silly? It is possible to discover youngsters at my faculty who will be my political and wise then the idiotic older people who voted for him and worship him? This gentleman is corrupting The US. I at instances need I could shift to ANY location in addition to this dump!
March 27th, 2011 at 2:36 pm
I am real concerned regarding the next election. When I think about everything that is happening in Iraq, Afghanistan, and the Middle East (not to mention the U.S. economy) we desperately must have a skilled leader. I’m far from convinced that President Obama or any of the Republican challengers so far have the experience or skills it takes to do the job the way it has to be done. Being president of the United States is an hugely hard job. Do you think there is anyone out there with the experience, skill, and moral courage to do the job?
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